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Posted by Erica Rymer Wednesday, July 1, 2020 8:00:00 AM Categories: Animal News

Celebrate International Joke Day with some fun animal jokes

July 1, 2020

By Erica Rymer, Events and Marketing Coordinator

 

Today, the Akron Zoo is celebrating International Joke Day with a few animal-centered jokes that are sure to make you laugh! Share them with friends and family, and help us to spread some smiles!


Q: Can Gondar, our Speke’s gazelle, jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course! The Empire State Building can't jump.

Q: What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
A: It gets toad!

Q: Why did the stingray start talking to his keeper?
A: He wanted to have a manta-man talk!

Q. Why did Tamarr, our older male lion, lose at poker? 
A. He was playing with a cheetah!

Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."

Q: What do you call it when Ranger and Noel (our alpacas) hum? 
A: Alpacapella.

Q: Why does our giant Pacific octopus live in saltwater?
A: Because pepper water makes her sneeze!

Q: Why wouldn’t our jaguar, Milan, make a good ninja?
A: She is always spotted!

Q: What do you call a bear with no ears?
A: B!

Q: What does Donovan, our young male lion, say to the females in his pride before they eat dinner? 
A: “Let us prey.”

Q: Why do our flamingos stand on one leg? 
A: Because when they try to lift the second one, they fall over.

Q: Why are condors such efficient flyers?
A: All their luggage is carrion! 

Q: Why does Rico, our youngest Humboldt penguin, carry fish in his beak?
A: He doesn’t have pockets!

Q: What do you call an alpaca with a carrot in each ear? 
A: You can call him whatever you want, but he won’t hear you.

Q: What did Waya, our red wolf, say to his mate, Juno? 
A: Howl you doin’?

Q: What species of otter wears glasses?
A: A “see” otter!

Q: Why shouldn’t you trust a lemur?
A: They have tall tails!


We hope you had a good laugh at our jokes! 

Thank you for your continued support of the Akron Zoo. Be sure to stop by soon! Our animals have missed you, and I’m sure our staff would love to hear your favorite animal jokes! Check out https://www.akronzoo.org/2020-visitor-guidelines to purchase tickets and view updated visitor guidelines.